Two Cans

So there's these two painters and they're painting a house. Suddenly, one of them stops and says 'I need to go to the store, do you need anything?' and the other one says 'Yeah, I need two cans.' 'How many?' 'Two.' So the first painter heads to the store and the other one notices it's been taking a while, but finally the first one comes back holding a dog and a pair of toucans, and the second painter says...

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